Author: Mitchell Laurren-Ring

  • Vital Statistics

    Thomas got his hand slammed in a neighbor’s car door on Friday and had to go to the doctor. All is well but dealing with the neighbors has been difficult. Tina talks about it here.

    Current reading: Paul McCartney: Many Years From Now by Barry Miles
    Recent listening: Zoe’s Radio Show, DrugMusic, Blast Tyrant/Clutch
    Recent viewing: Olympics: curling, ice dancing, men’s hockey
    Recent playing: Halo (finished)
    Imperative To Do: Pinewood Derby: Sand and repaint, rebates

  • Vital Statistics

    It has been wicked cold her since I got back from San Francisco. Last night, as I attempted to hurry home in order to make last-second dinner plans, I discovered that I had not dressed warm enough for the biting cold wind. The cold weather had caused some of the tracks on the Max line to freeze over which resulted in delays and cancellation of the entire Red Line for the night. That cut the number of trains that I could catch in half. I discovered this after watching two Yellow Line trains go by as I waited in the whipping wind at Pioneer Courthouse Square. A TriMet guy was walking around telling people the scoop and informed me that the Blue Line was delayed because it was “hung up” for some reason.

    Crowded Japanese SubwayWhen the next Yellow Line train (which follows the same route as the Red and Blue lines for a time) arrived again, I hopped on to warm up. I stayed on as long as I could before hopping off at the last stop before the Yellow line veers north from the route the Blue and Red Lines follow. I stood there shivering in the cold wind for another 20 minutes or so before a Blue Line train rolled up. My hope started to fade when I saw that the train was completely packed (although not as much as the picture on the right). There was another train waiting at the stop behind it, but the headlights on the Max trains are so bright you can’t tell the color of the placard on the front until it’s almost upon you. Not wishing to spend another second in the freezing cold, I apologized and pushed my way onto the train.

    Two stops later it was still just as crowded when the driver announced that the train would be stopped for a bit to deal with a medical emergency. Since I was standing in the doorway, I got off to see what was going on. I found a girl in the back car had fainted and suspected it was because she was pregnant. Nevertheless, medical personnel were called and we had to wait until they arrived. I noticed that the train behind us was still behind us, which meant that it was another Blue Line train (i.e. it had not veered North). I asked the driver if I had enough time to run to the other train and she replied that I did.

    So I raced down the block to find a Blue Line train that was not even half full. I sat in my favorite spot when I am without bike (middle of the car), and settled in to read my book. By now I knew I was horribly late to meet Tina at Gateway Transit Center but also completely unable to do anything about it. A few stops later, the driver came on to tell us there would be another delay. Evidently, a fight had broken out on the crowded train in front of us and they were waiting for the police to arrive. Everybody on my new train had a good laugh over that. The delay wasn’t long, though, and we made it to Gateway soon after that.

    Current reading: Paul McCartney: Many Years From Now by Barry Miles
    McCartney Trivia: Paul’s mother Mary (yes, that Mother Mary) died of breast cancer when he was 14. 42 years later, his wife Linda died of the same thing.
    Recent listening: Coverville, Zoe’s Radio Show, DrugMusic
    Recent viewing: Olympics: Snowboardcross, Short Track Skating, Curling, Speed Skating
    Recent playing: Halo
    Imperative To Do: Pinewood Derby: Sand and repaint, rebates

  • A Hopeful Future

    This morning, the following sequence of events occurred to me:

    1) Democrats win the fall elections and retake the House of Representatives
    2) Dick Cheney is charged, tried and convicted of attempted manslaughter.
    3) GWB is impeached because of FISA violations.

    Result? A Democrat in the White House again (check Presidential succession).

  • Vital Statistics

    We made it to San Francisco, but I’m not really enjoying the trip very much. I’m reminded of how much I hate living in cubeland (i.e. cubicles). It’s very, very quiet here almost to the point of distraction.

    I had to pass through security twice in Portland because of my money clip. If you heard that knifes less than 4 inches long were allowed, you heard wrong evidently. As I discovered a few years ago at a security checkpoint in Cincinatti, my money clip has a knife in it. I hadn’t planned on checking my bag, so at least I could put the money clip in the bag and check the bag. Back in Cincy, I had to steal a box from the checkout counter because I had already checked all my bags.

    Before I went through security, I realized I had forgotten to detach my Leatherman micra from my keychain. I stashed it in the seat cover dispenser in the nearest bathroom. That worked for me once before about 15 years ago at MSP when I was afraid to carry a joint on board and was returning a few days later.

    Current reading: n/a (forgot my book in the bag I checked)
    Recent listening: n/a (remembered my iPod, forgot the headphones)
    Recent viewing: Olympics: freestyle skiing
    Imperative To Do: Get out of San Francisco, take out the trash

    Here’s me bored in San Francisco:

    Update 2/18: My Leatherman micra was waiting for me in the seat cover dispenser when I got back on Thursday.

  • Vital Statistics

    My Tivo is still getting a new hard drive. Tomorrow I’m traveling to San Francisco for a couple of days to visit Macromedia/Adobe.

    Current reading: Paul McCartney: Many Years From Now by Barry Miles
    Recent listening: Coverville, Mexican Standoff/Michelle Shocked, Get Behind Me Satan/White Stripes
    Recent viewing: Olympics: men’s downhill, men’s and women’s curling, snowboarding, pair skating, ski jumping (long), speed skating (long and short track)
    Recent playing: Halo
    Imperative To Do: Pack, Pinewood Derby: Sand and repaint

  • Vital Statistics

    I cleared a bunch of space on my Tivo last night in anticipation of the Olympics and it started rebooting every 10 minutes. The second drive has been going out for awhile, I think, and it’s on its last legs now. Took it to the office today to have our resident Tivo expert dupe the dying drive onto another drive I have laying around. Nevertheless, I am without Tivo tonight.

    Current reading: Armor by John Steakley
    Recent listening: Meat Is Murder/The Smiths, Evil Empire/Rage Against The Machine, Got No Strings/Michelle Shocked, DrugMusic
    Recent viewing: (not applicable)
    Recent playing: GamesGrid Poker
    Imperative To Do: Pinewood Derby: Paint, Renew driver’s license, Take out garbage
    Cool link: Tina’s Art

  • Two Incidents

    As I rounded the turn from Oak to Broadway this morning, I only had three blocks left to my morning commute. After the turn, I have to proceed slowly in my lowest gear so as not to beat the light at the next block. There is a bike lane on this stretch of Broadway and, in this block, it passes in front of a hotel. In between the bike lane and the curb is the hotel’s curbside parking. As I leisurely rolled up the slight hill, I was only slightly surprised when a gentleman in a Lincoln opened the driver’s door without first checking if the bike lane was clear. I had a full second to react and I steered away from the gentleman and his door. He was slightly surprised and offered no apologies. I looked in my rear view mirror after I passed and he did not even give me a second look.

    Halfway through the next block, a large SUV had pulled halfway out of his parking spot and was occupying the bike lane waiting for his chance to blast into traffic. I noticed that I could not see his face in the side mirror so I knew he couldn’t see me. These situations are by far the most unnerving I face. It’s very difficult to feel safe if I can’t make eye contact with the driver. However, there was quite a bit of car traffic behind me so I felt pretty sure he wasn’t going to make a sudden move out of his spot and run me over. Just to be sure he realized I was in the bike lane, as I went by, I slapped his hood twice with my open and gloved hand. He responded immediately by honking his horn angrily and, shortly after, tearing out of his spot into traffic. He accelerated up the hill towards me, but I was already passing all the cars stopped at Alder. Alder is my stop and I stepped off my bike and walked up the sidewalk as he whizzed by, unable to turn in my direction since Alder is a one way going the wrong way.

    Update: TheWashCycle has a good entry about the “door zone”.

  • Vital Statistics

    Bike odometer: 5754 miles
    Current reading: Armor by John Steakley
    Recent listening: Meat Is Murder/The Smiths, 12 Songs/Neil Diamond, Especially For You/Smithereens, Rid of Me/PJ Harvey
    Recent viewing: Countdown with Keith Olberman, Sportscenter, Superbowl XL, CSI: Miami
    Recent playing: Archoon
    Imperative To Do: Pinewood Derby: Paint, Renew driver’s license
    Cool link: Listening Test (send me a comment with your score)

  • Superbowl

    I’ll admit up front that I was rooting for the Steelers to win, so it should come as no surprise that I didn’t really think bad officiating helped the Steelers win Superbowl XL. However, here’s my take on the various controversies:

    1. The call for offensive pass interference was probably good but should have been reviewed. I think many people who are outraged are not regularly viewing football fans. It does not take much of a push to gain an unfair advantage in that situation. The fact that the offensive player was caught with his arm fully extended led to the call.
    2. The Roethlisberger touchdown call was correct. I watched the replay on my Tivo several times last night. What is deceptive is that when he makes the dive, he is holding the football high – up near his shoulder – but when he ends up on the ground, the football is near his waist. If you watch the replay carefully, you can see the two white stripes of the football, still held near his shoulder, when his head breaks the plane of the end zone. It’s clear to see that the tip of the football breaks the plane, also.
    3. Many are claiming that these two calls were a 14-point swing for the Steelers. That’s deceptive at best. The offensive pass interference call resulted in the Seahawks having to settle for a field goal, so that’s only 4 points. The controversial touchdown call occurred on 3rd down. If it had not been ruled a touchdown, the Steelers would have either gone for it with an inch to go, or more likely kicked a field goal. Again, only 4 points. The so-called 14-point swing was really only an 8-point swing.
    4. The Stones got bleeped during halftime and I missed it. I gave started fast-forwarding 1 minute into “Start Me Up” and only stopped occasionally to see if they sucked any less. They did not.
    5. Was nobody at the network paying attention to the setlist? Doesn’t everybody know that “Start Me Up” ends with “You make a dead man cum”?
    6. Finally, I feel sorry for Jerome Bettis. He was capable of a much better game, but the running game was just not there. They even gave him two chances to score a touchdown from the 3 yard line prior to Roethlisberger’s controversial dive. Hate to see him go out with a wimper.
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    Current reading: Armor by John Steakley
    Recent listening: Duran Duran, JonnyX and the Groadies, Rachael Yamagata, Yo-Yo Ma Plays Ennio Morricone, Coverville
    Recent viewing: Bulls at Suns, Sportscenter, Cavaliers at Heat, My Name Is Earl, Drawn Together, ER, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
    Recent playing: GamesGrid Poker
    Imperative To Do: Pinewood Derby: Weight, Pinewood Derby: Paint
    Cool link: Morse Code Translator (-.– — ..- / …. .- …- . / ..-. — ..- -. -.. / – …. . / … . -.-. .-. . – / — . … … .- –. . .-.-.- / .-.. . .- …- . / .- / -.-. — — — . -. – / .– .. – …. / – …. . / .– — .-. -.. / .-..-. -… . . – .-.. . .— ..- .. -.-. . .-..-. / .. -. / .. – / – — / –. . – / -.– — ..- .-. / .–. .-. .. –.. . .-.-.- )