{"id":457,"date":"2007-10-08T13:08:14","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T20:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rynosoft.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/?p=457"},"modified":"2008-04-07T01:01:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T08:01:33","slug":"your-nose-is-longer-than-a-telephone-wire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/your-nose-is-longer-than-a-telephone-wire","title":{"rendered":"Your nose is longer than a telephone wire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=http:\/\/www.wsbtv.com\/news\/14271878\/detail.html target=wsbtv>This guy<\/a> is obviously lying. I mean his pants were on fire! Didn&#8217;t the reporter even notice this?<\/p>\n<p><i>Link via <a href=http:\/\/macslash.org\/article.pl?sid=07\/10\/05\/1827205 target=macslash>MacSlash<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy is obviously lying. I mean his pants were on fire! Didn&#8217;t the reporter even notice this? Link via MacSlash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,10],"tags":[70,1564,1558],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-link","category-technology","tag-humor","tag-link","tag-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peh6u-7n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2205,"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/2205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}