{"id":624,"date":"2008-04-26T20:47:33","date_gmt":"2008-04-27T03:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/?p=624"},"modified":"2008-04-26T20:47:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T03:47:33","slug":"25-bottles-of-nyquil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rynosoft.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/25-bottles-of-nyquil","title":{"rendered":"25 Bottles of Nyquil"},"content":{"rendered":"

Someone on Twitter linked to an article called “What Would Happen If You Bought 25 Bottles of Nyquil<\/a>” and it is one of the most hilarious things that I have read recently. I’m sure it’s because it appeals to my own poor impulse control, but I really enjoyed some of the more subtle moments. For example:<\/p>\n

I mean, what kind of nanny state am I living in right now? I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even buy\u00c2\u00a0cold medicine<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0anymore without the government all up in my shit? Why is my right to privacy being invaded in favor of incompetent police officers who lack the ability to catch drug dealers without spying on the average law abiding citizen?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’ve long thought that limiting sudafed purchases was doing little if anything to stop the meth problem, so this article was particularly satisfying for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Someone on Twitter linked to an article called “What Would Happen If You Bought 25 Bottles of Nyquil” and it is one of the most hilarious things that I have read recently. I’m sure it’s because it appeals to my own poor impulse control, but I really enjoyed some of the more subtle moments. For … <\/p>\n

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