One of the things I do in my profession is to design user interfaces for software. Most people probably don’t give much thought to how buttons, windows, menus and other elements come together to make your software experience understandable and enjoyable, but software professionals spend alot of time figuring those things out. Today a collegue sent me an excellent article called Visualizing Fitts’ Law, which describes a basic principle for deciding where user interface elements are placed on the screen and how big they should be. Although most of them probably don’t know it, one of the reasons that Mac people hate Windows is because the placement of menus doesn’t take advantage of infinite width.
Category: Technology
Office Gags for Nerds
Hubris
Apple has regained the glory they used to have and along with it they once again have become arrogant and cocky. Yesterday’s keynote and follow-on sessions were proof:
- Apple’s description of their lame iPhone development solution was “Sweet!” on the slide.
- When introducing Safari for Windows, Apple subtly replaces Firefox’s slice of the browser pie on the slide with Safari.
- Steve Jobs describing the new “Cover Flow” feature in the Finder as “useful.”
- The whole keynote was filled with the usual jabs at Microsoft including the opening “skit” with “PC” masquerading as Steve Jobs before he gets busted by “Mac”.
- Apple leaves Carbon developers (like Adobe) out in the rain when they neglect to include Carbon under the new 64-bit umbrella.
My son, the nerd
Hey Thomas!
you there?
Thomas:
hey What?
how are you?
Thomas:
good
Keynote was really cool this morning.
Thomas:
cool
They made Safari work on Windows
Thomas:
awww
and the new version is available – apple.com/safari
Thomas:
Finally!
you can download it
Thomas:
FINALLY!
I’m going to wait for the full version
you won’t be able to use it
Thomas:
oh
unless we can install Leopard
Thomas:
ok
we should install Tiger on your computer
I think you need it for safari
Thomas:
The beta version?
Leopard doesn’t come out until October
yeah
it will say on the website
Thomas:
I want Leopard
!
it’s still beta,
and will eat up your memory,
but I got a new disc of it,
it’s got a hologram on it
Asking thomasjring to connect to us at 17.210.49.129:5190 for Direct IM.
are you sending something?
Received invalid data on connection with remote user.
Direct IM disconnected
Received invalid data on connection with remote user.
Thomas:
a leopard
I don’t think it will work
Thomas:
ok
I’m trying to remember what else they showed.
there’s a new Finder – it looks like iTunes.
Thomas:
aw
and the new dock is awesome – 3D
Thomas:
danget.
oooo.
wow.
hmmm, what else.
they demo’d the iPhone.
and told us a way to write software for it.
but it’s totally lame.
(writing software for it)
Thomas:
lol
you have to do it on a web page.
I have one more session today in 20 minutes.
I always wish that I could bring you with me to WWDC.
I think you’d really like it.
Thomas:
yeah.
I’m watching a video about the new desktop.
ooo
Thomas:
trasparent finder
transparent menus, yes.
I don’t like that much actualy.
I don’t like the new Finder, either.
Web Clip works a lot better now.
Thomas:
I like the new dock
I do, too!
Thomas:
and stacks
oh and stacks!
Thomas:
lol
stacks are really cool
Thomas:
yeah
stacks!
stacks!
stacks!stacks!stacks!stacks!
haha
Thomas:
stacks!stacks!stacks!stacks!stacks!stacks!stacks!crazy!
stacks
stacky stacks
did I tell you I started using something instead of iChat?
Thomas:
stacks!
Adium.
you can check it out if you want.
Google it, free download
Thomas:
What is it
I think it will work on Panther.
it’s like iChat
Thomas:
yes!
only has more features
Thomas:
and does it work like AIM?
sort of.
do you like AIM?
Thomas:
well alot of people use it.
all my friends and basically everybody does.
yes, iChat works with AIM
Thomas:
hmm..
did you know that?
also, Adium works with AIM
Thomas:
a green duck…
yeah, you can change that.
you can change a lot of things.
Thomas:
good
hiws….
hows
how’s
none of those is a word
Thomas:
a purple ferret.
la
I use the yellow duck
Thomas:
so many substitutes
“how is”
Thomas:
Safari to Firefox (I hate and love firefox).
ok.
help me setup.
Add an instant messaging account.
yeah
Thomas:
tell me what to do
thomasjring.
and your password.
which I’m not sure of.
Thomas:
I don’t have a password…
but it might be “(redacted)”.
you do.
it’s required.
Thomas:
ok.
AOL or Aim?
AOL.
they are the same.
I just logged in as you.
Thomas:
brb
password is “(redacted)”.
I gotta go
Thomas:
oooo.
this is cool
I have to pee before next session.
enjoy
Thomas:
ok.
bye.
I’ll ttyl
Early in the morning we’ll be startin’ out
This morning Apple announced that Safari is available for Windows. It’s a free download and works on XP or Vista. Get the goodness for yourself!